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Fall Fest Cheeseboard + Homemade Festbier Soft Pre Fall Fest Cheeseboard + Homemade Festbier Soft Pretzels 🥨 Plus, a savory finger-licking creamy mustard dip (hot take: I'm more about mustard-based sauces than cheese dips, sorry not sorry). If you're hosting or attending an Oktoberfest celebration, or mega-planning for the holidays, this inspired board encourages you to explore a more Germanic-leaning theme rather than a classic Italian curation. Select your cheeses, crackers, sausages, and fruits as you crave, but my guide offers suggestions and tips for a beautiful result regardless of your taste preferences. Prost, friends! Both recipes linked in bio or search "fall fest cheeseboard" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the pretzels + board how-to!
Final full week of September training featuring a Final full week of September training featuring a few days of sub-70 degree morning trots. And, of course, a cute cameo of Florida's Favorite Tiny Sheep. 

MONDAY: 10.5 miles w 5 x 1k @ 8:33ish pace/1k easy

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:59 pace

WEDNESDAY: AM - 7 x 800m + 1 x 600m @ 7:48 pace (got mad at puddles during one interval so cut it short). PM - 3.15 miles with Little Miss Ba @ 10:57 pace

THURSDAY: 5.2 miles @ 12:14 pace 

FRIDAY: 4.25 with 6 x 100m @ 5:33 pace

SATURDAY: 12 miles @ 11:45 pace

SUNDAY: REST
Immediately dressing myself in a plaid scarf at th Immediately dressing myself in a plaid scarf at the first poke of autumn.
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