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Black Magic Lemonade 🪄Ensnare your Halloween party Black Magic Lemonade 🪄Ensnare your Halloween party guests with this eerily delightful zero-proof pitcher. Cinnamon blackberry syrup and pomegranate juice touch base with fresh lemon and a splash of fizzy water, plus a heavy dose of garnishes on each glass to keep your people spellbound. A magical family-friendly drink for a festive weekend. Recipe linked in bio or search "black magic lemonade" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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sidebar | life and training 10.12 – 10.18

by Kellie October 19, 2026October 19, 2026

FALL HATH COMETH. Happy Monday, all! A sweltering and unpleasant …

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the wicked pumpkin

by KellieUpdated on October 15, 2026October 16, 2026

A wicked good time. Happy Friday, folks! Giving you a …

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midnight pumpkin patch layer cake

by KellieUpdated on October 14, 2026October 15, 2026

EEEEEK! …Eeking because I LOVE THIS CAKE SO MUCH. Happy …

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french onion mushroom soup

by KellieUpdated on October 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Instead of a chef’s kiss, here’s a French kiss. Happy …

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sidebar | life and training 10.5 – 10.11

by Kellie October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Spooky season is nigh! Happy Monday, all! I enjoy my …

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chai spiced pumpkin pie

by KellieUpdated on October 7, 2026October 8, 2026

I HAD to grace FMG with a pumpkin pie this …

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one pot rosemary pesto salmon and wild rice

by KellieUpdated on October 5, 2026October 6, 2026

My house grew so warm while I developed this recipe …

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sidebar | life and training 9.28 – 10.4

by Kellie October 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Calendar says October, weather says July. Happy Monday, all! Holy …

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hot pumpkin pie mocha

by KellieUpdated on October 1, 2026October 2, 2026

I could use one of these right now to warm …

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chewy maple bacon chocolate chip cookies

by KellieUpdated on September 30, 2026October 1, 2026

Fall in cookie form. Happy Thursday, friends! Happy October! Holy …

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