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I am slowly transitioning into a marathon training I am slowly transitioning into a marathon training cycle and honestly? I feel encouraged. I have a goal in mind and after last week's workouts, I'm wondering if I'm not so crazy to dream after all. 

MONDAY: 9.5 miles with 7 x 1k @ 8:20 pace 

TUESDAY: 4.0 miles @ 11:33 pace 

WEDNESDAY: AM - 8 x 600m @ 7:44 pace. PM - 3.15 miles @ 10:36 pace with Little Miss Ba

THURSDAY: 6.35 miles @ 11:55 pace

FRIDAY: 8 x 100m @ 5:28 pace 

SATURDAY: 12 miles @ 11:53 pace 

SUNDAY: REST
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(Who don't yap your ear off, force you to keep paces you don't want to do, and are in fact totally inanimate.)
Those inflatable Jack-O-Lanterns make my morning e Those inflatable Jack-O-Lanterns make my morning each time I run by them.
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french onion mushroom soup

by KellieUpdated on October 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Instead of a chef’s kiss, here’s a French kiss. Happy …

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sidebar | life and training 10.5 – 10.11

by Kellie October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Spooky season is nigh! Happy Monday, all! I enjoy my …

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chai spiced pumpkin pie

by KellieUpdated on October 7, 2026October 8, 2026

I HAD to grace FMG with a pumpkin pie this …

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one pot rosemary pesto salmon and wild rice

by KellieUpdated on October 5, 2026October 6, 2026

My house grew so warm while I developed this recipe …

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sidebar | life and training 9.28 – 10.4

by Kellie October 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Calendar says October, weather says July. Happy Monday, all! Holy …

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hot pumpkin pie mocha

by KellieUpdated on October 1, 2026October 2, 2026

I could use one of these right now to warm …

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chewy maple bacon chocolate chip cookies

by KellieUpdated on September 30, 2026October 1, 2026

Fall in cookie form. Happy Thursday, friends! Happy October! Holy …

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fall fest cheeseboard

by KellieUpdated on September 28, 2026September 29, 2026

Prost! Happy Tuesday, all, och Frohe Oktoberfest! The celebration in …

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homemade festbier soft pretzels

by KellieUpdated on September 28, 2026September 29, 2026

Prost to Oktoberfest! These Homemade Festbier Soft Pretzels are a …

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sidebar | life and training 9.21 – 9.27

by Kellie September 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I had the weirdest night of sleep Sunday. Happy Monday, …

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