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Green Apple Summer Hydrator 🍏 Someone's blasting t Green Apple Summer Hydrator 🍏 Someone's blasting the furnace so let's turn on the hydration. This refreshing pitcher features green apple juice, mint, coconut water, and lemon for a blast of cooling refreshment and a healthy kick of minerals. Pour a glass, add some fruit slices, and kick back on the porch - summer heat aint got nothing on you. Recipe linked in bio or search "green apple summer hydrator" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Old School Frosted Fudge Brownies 🍫 We're already Old School Frosted Fudge Brownies 🍫 We're already thinking about August and the return to the classroom - hey, I haven't been in school since 2016 so I can get excited solely about new stationery - so if you're planning your lunch boxes already, make sure a lil treat is involved. Specifically, a fudgy frosted brownie that hearkens back to the vintage lunch lady specialty. Try it a la mode. Ooh lala. Recipe linked in bio or search "old school frosted fudge brownies" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
One Pot Baked Jalapeño Popper Mac & Cheese 🥓 Give One Pot Baked Jalapeño Popper Mac & Cheese 🥓 Give me a food holiday like #nationalmacandcheeseday and I'll give you a dinner idea for the night. This big cheesy and spicy pot is slap-my-ass delicious (please dont commit harassment, but you get the point) and is finished and ready for eating in less than an hour. Yup, cos youre worth it. Recipe linked in bio or search "one pot baked jalapeño popper mac & cheese" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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by Kellie July 13, 2026July 13, 2026

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spicy serrano peach paloma

by KellieUpdated on July 9, 2026July 10, 2026

Spicin’ up your peach this weekend. Happy Friday, fellas! I …

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no churn key lime pie ice cream

by KellieUpdated on July 8, 2026July 9, 2026

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one skillet blueberry braised salmon

by KellieUpdated on July 6, 2026July 7, 2026

You ain’t never seen salmon this model-esque before, now, have …

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by Kellie July 6, 2026July 6, 2026

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peach beach punch

by KellieUpdated on July 2, 2026July 3, 2026

Sip a glass of this and punch the rest of …

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no bake peanut butter bourbon truffle pie

by KellieUpdated on July 1, 2026July 2, 2026

Move over, apple pie. There’s a new American standard in …

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fiesta street corn dip caesar salad

by KellieUpdated on June 30, 2026July 1, 2026

Fiesta in the salad bowl! Happy Hump Day, fellas! I …

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grilled chili lime mahi burgers with garlic sauce

by KellieUpdated on June 29, 2026June 30, 2026

I don’t make burgers often, but when I do, the …

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sidebar | life and training 6.22 – 6.28

by Kellie June 29, 2026June 29, 2026

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