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My body is DECIDEDLY NOT ready for "training as us My body is DECIDEDLY NOT ready for "training as usual." My wounds have healed but my hormones, my internal equilibrium, have clearly not been restored. I underwent a trauma and a jarring shock - it will take awhile to calm back to normal. 

It's trash. It's unfair. But it is what it is, and attempting to control the uncontrollable will only delay my recovery. So what's next? I dont really know, except that healing will involve less rather than more.
The second of my @skybeach.stpete Parking Lot Trot The second of my @skybeach.stpete Parking Lot Trots. The first time, I apparently spooked the night worker into calling security. They apparently told her "oh, she's just out for her run." I guess knee-high smiley socks are rather disarming!

This day I signed my settlement and officially turned Roly Poly over to my insurance. The occasion felt sad but also like closure, moving forward; I said my goodbyes and was at that moment free to both enjoy my weekend and start the process of hunting for Polly. 

A few snippets of my Saturday, including my first @raysbaseball game back at the Trop after Milton's destruction. I must say, I could get used to Baldwin Club perks!
I wish I had something poetic and ra-ra inspiring I wish I had something poetic and ra-ra inspiring to say about "coming back stronger" or some shit after the car crash. The truth is, it's been a nasty two weeks, from several perspectives. 

I lost my beloved car. I lost some trust in driving. I lost my running fitness. All in about 30 seconds. And it's all really difficult to accept. 

But, I survived, not unscathed but with injuries that are healing in a linear way. My body is not ready to train yet, though, so this summer may not be the summer of the sub-23 - I might just be rebuilding, in body and mind, and if I'm learning one thing its that I desperately need to be kind to myself.
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by Kellie June 15, 2026June 15, 2026

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