spicy strawberry paloma
Hooray, our first cocktail of 2023! Congrats, you survived Dry January! I hope it wasn’t too hard for you, such might be cause…
Category: Beverages
grapefruit rosemary spritz mocktail
A friend told me these photos remind her of summertime and sorbet. I’ll allow it. I’ve wanted to work with grapefruit for awhile,…
hot chocolate oatmeal latte
Knocking out three stones with one bird: chocolate, breakfast, and coffee! Friday was a hellish day, which in reality could’ve been worse than…
blood orange no-jito
No mo’ in this ‘jito. Welcome to FMG’s first mocktail! I gained some good feedback from ya’ll on Instagram regarding my Saturday beverage…
spiced pomegranate bourbon fizz
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing this on Saturday morning because yesterday was my birthday (more on that in…
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit by the end of the Christmas season. Yo, I’m tired of my own…
the jingle bell margarita
How else do you think reindeer fly if not with a little ~help~? Jingle ALL the way into the weekend with this here…
buttered rum hot chocolate
The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled at my feet, and a cup of cocoa. Bonus points for booze. Well,…
the snowy poinsettia martini
Brace yourselves. Christmas is coming. Full-fledged, straight-up holly jolly is infiltrating the FMG space and here we’ve our first ho-ho-holy shit I’m drunk…
sparkling cranberry cider tequila punch
Why is it called “punch”? Do people sock each other for the first go at the bowl? Well, whatever the case, I’m slugging…