sparkling cranberry cider tequila punch
Why is it called “punch”? Do people sock each other for the first go at the bowl? Well, whatever the case, I’m slugging…
Category: Beverages
spiced maple rosemary bourbon fizz
Weekend greetings from Pennsylvania, where apparently there’s some old fart crochet conference or some shit going on. A big charter bus was parked…
chai caramel apple martini
Feeling like a drink tonight? Chai me. Though I don’t order them often, I actually quite like espresso martinis as an apres-dinner treat.…
“this gourd is on fire” pumpkin smash
Sing it, Alicia Keys. Our last spooky drink of 2022: “This Gourd is on Fire” Pumpkin Smash. I did the gold glitter thing…
erebor (g)old fashioned
Fear! Fire! Foes! Smoking up the place today with a fiery Erebor (G)old Fashioned. This production was quite delightful from a technical standpoint:…
caramel pumpkin sangria
A good sangria is an irreplaceable nugget to have in your repertoire, especially during this festive-ass season. I’ve seen caramel apple sangrias out…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the “PSL” acronym is wrong and violating some sort of copyright law. So, SPL…
smoky apple cider bourbon sour
When I buy a bottle of apple cider, about 200 recipes shoot from the cap and right onto the pages of FMG. Just…