spiced maple rosemary bourbon fizz
Weekend greetings from Pennsylvania, where apparently there’s some old fart crochet conference or some shit going on. A big charter bus was parked…
Category: Beverages
chai caramel apple martini
Feeling like a drink tonight? Chai me. Though I don’t order them often, I actually quite like espresso martinis as an apres-dinner treat.…
“this gourd is on fire” pumpkin smash
Sing it, Alicia Keys. Our last spooky drink of 2022: “This Gourd is on Fire” Pumpkin Smash. I did the gold glitter thing…
erebor (g)old fashioned
Fear! Fire! Foes! Smoking up the place today with a fiery Erebor (G)old Fashioned. This production was quite delightful from a technical standpoint:…
caramel pumpkin sangria
A good sangria is an irreplaceable nugget to have in your repertoire, especially during this festive-ass season. I’ve seen caramel apple sangrias out…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the “PSL” acronym is wrong and violating some sort of copyright law. So, SPL…
smoky apple cider bourbon sour
When I buy a bottle of apple cider, about 200 recipes shoot from the cap and right onto the pages of FMG. Just…
sage and ginger paloma
FALL Y’ALL. Autumn cocktail season gets me hyped. The fruity and bright drinks of summer certainly have a special fun element, but I…