hot chocolate brownies
Hot, hot, oh, we got it! Who’s gonna say no to a fudgy brownie on a Wednesday? If you do, please show yourself…
Category: Desserts
chai cupcakes with bourbon espresso frosting
So we have the Caesar ho and the bourbon bitch now (both being me) and the latter has returned, suckers. Chai cupcakes made…
gooey pumpkin butter cookie pie
Might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby, pie pie pie (pie pie pie). Youz guyz, this pie drove me up the…
lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies
I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…
butterscotch chocolate chip oatmeal cookies
Kinda incredible that this is only my second oatmeal cookie recipe on FMG. The fuq is wrong with me. I’m actually one of…
spooky mummy brownies
HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…
creepy crawly pumpkin patch chocolate cupcakes
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween Halloween Halloween. Even though it’s only October 5. I am HYPED to share these cupcakes with…
cream cheese swirled apple cider pumpkin bread
Dropping some badass bread from an aircraft somewhere up high in the nimbus clouds. Yo, I never fly jetBlue, but I’m pretty impressed…
maple bourbon glazed white chocolate chip cookies
Rolling in with a non-pumpkin, but still very autumnal, treat to enjoy on this fine Hump Day. The other day I enjoyed my…
homemade boston cream donut pop tarts
Another day, another pop tart, because I have an obsession, folks. Giving love to another underrated pastry flavor since I seem to enjoy…