maple chipotle salmon and avocado rice bowls
If you think healthy eating involves gagging on dry kale, think again. Not that I have a grudge against kale. I’ve made some…
Category: Main Course
crispy chipotle bbq pinto bean tacos
Taco Thursday en force. I often phase through concepts as I’m developing recipes. Sometimes I’m into one thing, like salads or soups, and…
buffalo white bean chili
Kick yourself into the new year with some SPICE. I dunno, I think I’m an enigma. I keep seeing various memes indicating that…
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
fluffy overnight mocha cinnamon rolls with bourbon cream cheese frosting
Since I’ve already showed off my balls more than once on the Internet might as well add in some of my buns, too.…
garlic butter blackened salmon scampi with parmesan rice
I am good at two things in life: spewing profanities, and blackening salmon. I actually went through a salmon drought for a long…
chickpea meatballs au vin
You can take the coq out of the balls, but you can’t take the balls out of the coq. You know? Ok, I’M…
easy spicy chickpea noodle soup
The greatest sneeze cure in the history of ever, spiced up and made vegetarian. Bring it on, rhinovirus season. Actually I take that…
one skillet cranberry braised salmon
Because I have the attention span of a pea, we’re sticking with a one-pan dinner today. Honest to fuck, people, all this Christmas…
baked pesto alla vodka rigatoni
Man, I haven’t shared some noods in awhile. J takes off for an overnight running event on Friday, so I figured it fitting…