grilled white wine caprese avocado sandwich
Caprese anything is my favorite summer comfort food. You know, many a folk will probably tell you that caprese is overblown, overdone, and…
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chipotle quinoa orzo taco salad with cilantro ranch
When taco salad and pasta salad had a child… Apparently the rest of this week we’re looking at an asston of rain. Doesn’t…
spicy strawberry salsa with whipped feta
I DON’T WANNA COOK NO MO’, I DON’T WANNA COOK NO MO’ AAAWWW. Honestly dudes, I’m in a funk. Turning on my oven…
watermelon cucumber agua fresca
What is agua fresca? So glad you asked! Agua fresca, translated to “fresh water” in English, is a popular fruit drink in Mexico…
star spangled brownies
Totally bought the wrong M&Ms for this recipe. When I opened the bag and saw how fucking massive the candies looked, I wondered…
“blt” sliders with black pepper garlic sauce
Lil Memorial Day cuties! We finally enjoyed a stormy evening on Tuesday. Rain, in the right quantities, calms the soul. I ate soup…
basic-ass house salad with crunchy italian croutons
We all need a goes-with-anything bowl of green shit in our repertoire, do we not? I’ve been considering a basic-ass salad for quite…
watermelon caprese skewers with honey mint vinaigrette
I was called to appetizer arms, so here I am on the front line of Memorial Day food battle. I actually forgot about…
fresh mango aperol sour
Cheersing to Saturday with this beaut. Aperol spritzes are actually a recent discovery for me. I wasn’t of the impression that I’d dislike…
avocado toast dutch baby
If avocado toast and a pancake had a child, it would be Dutch, baby. I am real excited for this one today, folks.…