fresh strawberry green tea lemonade
I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. They’re mutants, I tell you. This time of year we have the most…
Category: Recipes
bakery style peanut butter chocolate chip muffins
I guess I’ll spare you the inevitable harhar do you know the muffin man? joke in this post. That’s honestly gotta be the…
strawberry fields avocado quinoa salad with poppyseed vinaigrette
Hope ya’ll don’t have to take a drug test the day following this dinner! No but seriously, it’s an apparent concern amongst athletes/job…
artichoke gouda pizza
Who says you need to wait for Friday to enjoy pizza? I understand Taco Tuesday, because alliteration is fun for marketing, but the…
sheet pan hot honey ranch shrimp bowls
Coming in HAWT this week, honey. This is a recipe I developed when I had the flu, which you’d think might be a…
baked biscoff cookie butter doughnuts
YOU GUYS. If there’s one thing that’s made me unfailingly happy from a recipe development standpoint, it’s doughnuts. I don’t know what it…
asparagus gruyere tart with pesto
Apparently it’s Finger Food Week in the FMG-iverse. Fun story: I initially wrote a totally different recipe for today. I backtracked because for…
herb garlic whipped feta and smoked salmon toasts
My plan is to turn FMG into a garden with all of these super colorful springtime dishes. These toasts gave me a fit…
crispy salsa verde jackfruit tacos
Let’s have a spicy Tuesday, shall we? I tell you what, we really, really need rain. Desperately. My allergies have been untamed for…
triple lemon layer cake
When life throws you lemons, throw the ones you don’t need back (aim for the shnoz), then bake cake. I’m always fucking terrified…