triple lemon layer cake
When life throws you lemons, throw the ones you don’t need back (aim for the shnoz), then bake cake. I’m always fucking terrified…
Category: Recipes
no-boil spinach artichoke mac n’ cheese
Holy sheeeeeeeeeeeit. Aight, I originally planned lasagna. If you read last week’s Sidebar you might have been keyed in on that plan. I’m…
lemon garlic shrimp and asparagus with honey butter polenta
Get ready for some funky-smelling pee! Yep, sexy way to start a recipe writeup. Go self. I was in a bit of a…
crispy greek tofu pita bowls with garlic feta sauce
I can’t believe it took me this fucking long to put a good Mediterranean-inspired dish on FMG. I have about six meal prep…
peanut butter fudge protein shake
When I was a wee beginner distance runner, this was what I drank after every long run. Ah, to be an enthusiastic novice…
milk chocolate banana mini egg cupcakes
Easter intensifies. My brain feels like mushed banana today. It wasn’t a particularly stressful day, but maybe I was so go-go-go that I’ve…
one skillet thai basil coconut curry salmon
When you have salmon and no idea what the fuck to do with it, make curry. Duh. I realized, when pursuing that question…
30 minute mongolian meatballs
Ain’t messing with no fussy-ass balls today. We only got 30 minutes, peeps! I joke a lot about balls and make inappropriate jokes…
weeknight spicy bbq shrimp tacos
I think I’ve popped out of my shrimp drought at last. I’m not sure why, but sometimes I really avoid making shrimp. Probably…
honey green tea and mango mezcalita
Smoking out the weekend from the doldrums of the week with a Saturday cocktail. We made it! This week has been special. And…