bakery style blueberry muffins
Who decided to give the term “muffin top” a negative connotation? For the first time probably ever, I ate one of Shmuckbucks’ blueberry…
Category: Recipes
french red wine braised jackfruit stew
One last wintry kiss since I noticed some of ya’ll have snow on the ground right now! We, on the other hand, have…
honey cilantro salmon bowls with mango pineapple salsa
Ain’t nobody fresher than my mothaforkin bowl. Before I sat down to write this, I enjoyed a stroll around the river. The springlike…
pesto egg “bacon” and avocado breakfast wraps
I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast is, doubtlessly, the best meal of the day. I find little more satisfying…
smoky pineapple margarita
When life pricks you with a pineapple, make a margarita. Pineapple is a funny name. Many a meme has covered this, but as…
lemon blackberry cupcakes
CUTIES. Once again, ya’ll nailed the IG poll of me asking what you’d like me to test out this week. Someone answered berry…
crispy jerk shrimp tacos with coconut pineapple salsa
When I’m feeling blue, tacos are coming through to soothe me. This week I was truly stumped on what I wanted to do.…
avocado “bacon” club sandwich with herby sub sauce
All hail the Publix sub sandwich, AKA “The Pub-Sub.” If Florida did anything right in its history, it’s founding the best grocery store…
spicy pesto chickpea meatballs all’arrabbiata
Balls for Valentine’s Day? Yes, I planned it like that. I remember as a child those little Valentine’s Day stocking-like things my teachers…
molten tahini coconut hot chocolate
Seriously the silkiest, richest cup of cocoa I ever did have. I originally developed this recipe because it was supposed to cool down…