stovetop herb brown butter mashed potatoes
One potato… You’ll have to wait for two potato. Throwing in your face a pot of steaming hot, easy, silky mashed potatoes. Well,…
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chai cupcakes with bourbon espresso frosting
So we have the Caesar ho and the bourbon bitch now (both being me) and the latter has returned, suckers. Chai cupcakes made…
The FMG 2022 Thanksgiving Menu & Guide – A Vegetarian Feast
Welcome to Thanksgiving, peeps – FMG style! Of all the fall and winter holidays, Thanksgiving surely takes the top podium spot. This year…
spicy roasted garlic sage white bean dip
Dippity doo-dah, dippity-ay, my oh my what a wonderful day. Plenty of foodstuffs coming your way, dippity doo-dah, dippity-ay. Here we are with…
chai caramel apple martini
Feeling like a drink tonight? Chai me. Though I don’t order them often, I actually quite like espresso martinis as an apres-dinner treat.…
gooey pumpkin butter cookie pie
Might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby, pie pie pie (pie pie pie). Youz guyz, this pie drove me up the…
simple butternut squash coconut curry
I really wanted to call this butternut squash butter curry, but the repetition was too much for my anal English degree brain to…
bourbon brown sugar salmon with mashed sweet potatoes
If a meal could scream, this one would emit a shrill “AUTUUUUUUUUMN” into the atmosphere. How in the actual fuq we’re in November…
pumpkin sage white lasagna
Well, I guess it isn’t technically white because we aren’t working with the puree of an albino heirloom pumpkin, but you get the…
“this gourd is on fire” pumpkin smash
Sing it, Alicia Keys. Our last spooky drink of 2022: “This Gourd is on Fire” Pumpkin Smash. I did the gold glitter thing…