lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies
I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…
Category: Recipes
baked pumpkin pie crunch french toast
Pardon my slobber all over this blog post. I’ve never been the biggest lover of French toast in general, like the traditional stovetop…
spicy ginger teriyaki mushrooms and broccoli
Getting in a quickie this Wednesday. For nights I can’t be bothered, I usually turn to some kind of stir fry with whatever…
sage parmesan chickpea meatballs with white wine gravy
Four trials later I’m finally, finally proud of the photos I took of my balls, so I’m displaying them for all of the…
erebor (g)old fashioned
Fear! Fire! Foes! Smoking up the place today with a fiery Erebor (G)old Fashioned. This production was quite delightful from a technical standpoint:…
one skillet cheesy buffalo jackfruit enchiladas
Does the city of Buffalo actually make good buffalo-flavored shit? I know I could very well Google the answer to that question, but…
maple cider glazed salmon with honey butter polenta
I might like polenta more than potatoes. Shhh. Don’t tell the spuds. I’m not sure if this is universal, but polenta is pretty…
butterscotch chocolate chip oatmeal cookies
Kinda incredible that this is only my second oatmeal cookie recipe on FMG. The fuq is wrong with me. I’m actually one of…
apple and cheddar pumpkin bisque
Chasing off any Tuesday tumult with a thick bowl of comfort. Bringing some colorful cheer in the form of Apple and Cheddar Pumpkin…
caramel pumpkin sangria
A good sangria is an irreplaceable nugget to have in your repertoire, especially during this festive-ass season. I’ve seen caramel apple sangrias out…