everything parmesan pumpkin beer pretzels with creamy honey mustard
The German in me is overenthused about these soft pretzels. I don’t much go for ballpark or fair-type foods when I’m out and…
Category: Recipes
honey ginger tempeh and broccoli noodles
What fresh hell is this tempeh shit? To be honest, folks, I don’t cook with tempeh enough. I really like it, yet I…
spicy buffalo shrimp bowls with creamy lime ranch
A meal that preps faster than the winds of Hurricane Ian. Today, Tuesday, I stress ran a half marathon and ended that foray…
pumpkin sage butter brioche dinner rolls
YOU GUYS, FEEL HOW SOFT THESE ARE. Aight, fellas. I’m a lifelong Floridian. I was born right after Hurricane Andrew, evacuated for Charlie…
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the “PSL” acronym is wrong and violating some sort of copyright law. So, SPL…
buffalo cheddar ranch pan pizza
Who can say no to a fresh, sultry, hot pizza on a football Sunday? Heathens, that’s who. Bro, I am on a buffalo…
sheet pan sticky apricot salmon and crispy brussels sprouts
This sticky, sweet, simple bowl of salmon is so good, I’ve made it four times. Taking a break from the aggressively fall arsenal…
cream cheese swirled apple cider pumpkin bread
Dropping some badass bread from an aircraft somewhere up high in the nimbus clouds. Yo, I never fly jetBlue, but I’m pretty impressed…
one skillet tuscan gnocchi
Who’s got time for hours of slaving over a stove on a Tuesday evening? No one. Not even me, damn it. As you…
smoky apple cider bourbon sour
When I buy a bottle of apple cider, about 200 recipes shoot from the cap and right onto the pages of FMG. Just…