no churn peanut butter chocolate chunk ice cream
Summertime heat bullshit means beating the bullshit with frozen treats, am I right? I love making ice cream, and lately, going out for…
Category: Recipes
hot honey caprese whipped ricotta
Summertime easy eats are quite appealing when it’s this balls hot out. Today, it’s not so bad out. The air dried out and…
lemon sugar rolls
Pucker up, sugar. The clouds came out to play today. I don’t mind it, though I wish it’d actually rain for once. Yesterday…
white street corn dip pizza
I have not pizza’d in awhile, therefore it was time to pizza. Now, I have two different pizzas in my fridge. Like I…
classic red velvet layer cake
Chemical cake is my favorite cake. Yeah, that sounds bad, but I really do think half the appeal of a traditional red velvet…
white pesto spinach artichoke lasagna
A slice of this and a glass of red wine for lunch. I feel like fucken royalty, man. As I write, it’s Monday,…
spicy coconut margarita
Coconut de Mayo! Quite a busy weekend in the world of random happenings. First, the Kentucky Derby Saturday, then Cinco de Mayo on…
toasted s’mores fudge brownies
Bonfires, batshit drunkards, and s’mores brownies. I can practically smell summertime. Which, I mean, woe is me, but the arrival of my least…
one skillet greek olive shrimp and rice with marinated tomatoes
Bless the gift of 6 olive jars for today’s recipe. Sometimes my runs are useful from a creative standpoint. Especially on Mondays –…
guava mint julep
Gearing up for the most exciting 30 seconds on television next weekend: The Kentucky Derby. I truly have 0 interest in horse racing,…