Yay it’s September! Time for me to VOMIT AUTUMN EVERYWHERE. Florida and Fall are not a cozy couple: they fight one another constantly,…
If you want a big fat cookie for your birthday rather than a regular cake, check this baby out. Mmhmm. I’m not sure…
It’s Soup Season in my soul. I’m tired of summer, and I’m especially tired of this summer. Although, weirdly enough, I’m not sure…
Man, I thought of a fun intro for this post while I was running and of course forgot it immediately. Oh well… HI,…
One sunny Saturday I decided to be a little bit sour. …By making a tequila sour, that is. Peach season is dwindling away,…
We ain’t cookin’ this week, no sir-ee. I guess excepting some homemade crispy tostada shells, but even that you can shortcut with some…
IT WAS MOMSIE’S BIRTHDAY WEEK! Thursday, I celebrated mom. Birthdays nowadays for all of us are pretty unelaborate ventures: I certainly don’t need…
I’d say “so long, summer!” but in reality it’s just getting fucking started. Funny that major sweat season (*salutes* Major Sweat) supposedly commences…
Discovering how fucken fab Target’s salmon filets are proves quite dangerous. I’m on a salmon run lately, and I would say I need…
Okay, who watched Olympic breakdancing? I think that might be my favorite event now. Perhaps it’s because I watch selectively and certainly don’t…
