Ever have one of those moments of existential awareness that makes you feel incredibly small? I don’t even mean this in a sad…
Who else needs to kick back and forget this week happened? Oi. I always go into a new week with fresh optimism –…
If mom tells you you can only have one cookie, might as well make it a MASSIVE COOKIE. Before I called ya’ll to…
Every damn week lately I’ve boast a random pound of asparagus in my fridge that I need to use. My crisper drawer houses…
Shout out to the random jar of sundried tomatoes in my pantry for inspiring this quichey iteration. And, shout out to a pal…
If there’s one type of relatively wholesome cuisine that tastes almost as good as more indulgent cuisines, it’s Mediterranean. The other day J…
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS PRETZEL! My soft pretzel love is no mystery – if there is a soft pretzel on the…
I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. They’re mutants, I tell you. This time of year we have the most…
I guess I’ll spare you the inevitable harhar do you know the muffin man? joke in this post. That’s honestly gotta be the…
Hope ya’ll don’t have to take a drug test the day following this dinner! No but seriously, it’s an apparent concern amongst athletes/job…
