barbacoa jackfruit tacos with garlic lime crema
Taco de Mayo, waddup? I usually post my desserts on Fridays, in time for weekend baking escapades, but I was so hyped about…
sangria
sidebar | life and training 4.24 – 4.30
Ever have one of those moments of existential awareness that makes you feel incredibly small? I don’t even mean this in a sad…
fresh strawberry green tea lemonade
I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. They’re mutants, I tell you. This time of year we have the most…
sidebar | life and training 2.20 – 2.27
Woohoo, first pool day of the season! To be fair, it’s still not *quite* prime time for dipping into the water, but the…
spicy strawberry paloma
Hooray, our first cocktail of 2023! Congrats, you survived Dry January! I hope it wasn’t too hard for you, such might be cause…
easy lasagna soup
Lasagna soup: for when you’re too fucking lazy to layer. I initially cooked up this soup on Christmas Eve, when temps didn’t climb…
The FMG 2022 Christmas Eve and Day Menu
One week and change left until our big fat holly jolly holiday! Here we have the FMG 2022 Christmas Eve and Day Menu!…
sparkling cranberry cider tequila punch
Why is it called “punch”? Do people sock each other for the first go at the bowl? Well, whatever the case, I’m slugging…
sidebar | life and training 11.7 – 11.13
En route back to the hell hole of Florida as I write. Wah. Well, I’m probably still in our hotel near Philly International,…
spiced maple rosemary bourbon fizz
Weekend greetings from Pennsylvania, where apparently there’s some old fart crochet conference or some shit going on. A big charter bus was parked…