burrata avocado toast with basil vinaigrette
Fancy. Ass. Toast. A couple weeks ago we visited On Swann here in Tampa, a restaurant I’ve wanted to try but wasn’t often…
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crispy shrimp caesar salad
Caesar Ho is on your computer screen, yo. Big fat salads are my forte right now, what with all of the summery produce…
garden peach chickpea and quinoa salad
Digging out some more summer peaches to spiff up our digestive tracts from the insane mac and cheese from yesterday. Obviously, I’m not…
pesto aioli “BLAT”
Guess who’s back? Tofu bacon. I’m obsessed. Like everyone’s favorite poetry cliche about their lover being a drug or their missing heartbeat etc.…
chipotle shrimp avocado and mango rice bowls
Kicking Tuesday in the ass with a spicy yet cooling rice bowl with ALL the flavors playing around on your tongue. Who’s watching…
honey mustard shrimp, corn, and avocado salad
Brightening up the weekly outlook with a big fat bowl of green shit. Summertime salads are a given. Our temperatures already push the…
cheesy green chile white bean rice and avocado quesadillas
Hearty, easy, and portable – a perfect picnic nosh. Howdy doody, folks. Yesterday I received my indoor grow light for my basil babies.…
smoky bbq tofu avocado and cheese “wrapadillas” with herb crema
I’m not a person who flies into new trends very often, but I have to say, the Internet did okay with this method…
5 ingredient vegan chocolate mousse
Avocados are nature’s premier trolls. One day they’re potential projectile weapons, the next brown as dirt and mushy as mud. Rude. What’s not…
baked taco crunch cauliflower wings with salty avocado crema
Hopping onto your screen with a dope-ass weekend appetizer for your playoff viewing or general gathering happenings. Get hype. I will never declare…