pineapple mint julep
Derby horns intensify. Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, and we ate tacos and downed sangria, then finished the night with cookie bars. And…
Derby horns intensify. Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, and we ate tacos and downed sangria, then finished the night with cookie bars. And…
Not sure how long it’s been since I’ve shown my balls online, so it felt like the right time. Still feeling like a…
Holy nuts, it’s been a long week. Every week’s been moving at lightspeed, so it’s not necessarily passing by too slowly – rather,…
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing this on Saturday morning because yesterday was my birthday (more on that in…
Since I’ve already showed off my balls more than once on the Internet might as well add in some of my buns, too.…
Apple, meet Brie. You two are gonna hit it off just fine. Coming at you with a dish somewhat like apple pie, but…
Weekend greetings from Pennsylvania, where apparently there’s some old fart crochet conference or some shit going on. A big charter bus was parked…
So we have the Caesar ho and the bourbon bitch now (both being me) and the latter has returned, suckers. Chai cupcakes made…
If a meal could scream, this one would emit a shrill “AUTUUUUUUUUMN” into the atmosphere. How in the actual fuq we’re in November…
Sing it, Alicia Keys. Our last spooky drink of 2022: “This Gourd is on Fire” Pumpkin Smash. I did the gold glitter thing…