30 minute mongolian meatballs
Ain’t messing with no fussy-ass balls today. We only got 30 minutes, peeps! I joke a lot about balls and make inappropriate jokes…
Tag: chickpeas
bourbon bbq chickpea meatball bowls with minty mango salsa
Not sure how long it’s been since I’ve shown my balls online, so it felt like the right time. Still feeling like a…
quinoa avocado caesar salad wraps
It’s the time of the season for Caesar. But really, when is it not the time for Caesar? I guess when he died.…
spicy pesto chickpea meatballs all’arrabbiata
Balls for Valentine’s Day? Yes, I planned it like that. I remember as a child those little Valentine’s Day stocking-like things my teachers…
coconut cilantro curry “meatball” and rice soup
Curry makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Like a rug. Starting the week here because to be honest, I…
spicy buffalo chickpea sliders
Sliding into the weekend like… We’re entering football playoff season, and that means appetizers galore for some of ya’ll. I don’t much care…
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
chickpea meatballs au vin
You can take the coq out of the balls, but you can’t take the balls out of the coq. You know? Ok, I’M…
homemade crispy chickpea nuggets
No, they do not taste like chicken. They are chickpeas, which are legumes, which are not chicken. Doesn’t make them any less delicious,…
easy spicy chickpea noodle soup
The greatest sneeze cure in the history of ever, spiced up and made vegetarian. Bring it on, rhinovirus season. Actually I take that…