christmas tree peppermint bark pop tarts
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how lovely are your pastries. I procrastinated this recipe for a damn long time. Even the day…
Tag: chocolate
buttered rum hot chocolate
The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled at my feet, and a cup of cocoa. Bonus points for booze. Well,…
chewy christmas monster cookie bars
Or, as they say in Boston, “monstah.” I usually post a savory recipe to kick off the week of FMG eats, but I…
hot chocolate brownies
Hot, hot, oh, we got it! Who’s gonna say no to a fudgy brownie on a Wednesday? If you do, please show yourself…
gooey pumpkin butter cookie pie
Might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby, pie pie pie (pie pie pie). Youz guyz, this pie drove me up the…
lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies
I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…
spooky mummy brownies
HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…
cinnamon crunch chai banana bread
Balancing everyday noms with pumpkin palooza. For real, though, is banana bread not a cozy mainstay? Especially when scented with chai. The rich…
creepy crawly pumpkin patch chocolate cupcakes
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween Halloween Halloween. Even though it’s only October 5. I am HYPED to share these cupcakes with…
homemade boston cream donut pop tarts
Another day, another pop tart, because I have an obsession, folks. Giving love to another underrated pastry flavor since I seem to enjoy…