mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit by the end of the Christmas season. Yo, I’m tired of my own…
Tag: cocktail
the snowy poinsettia martini
Brace yourselves. Christmas is coming. Full-fledged, straight-up holly jolly is infiltrating the FMG space and here we’ve our first ho-ho-holy shit I’m drunk…
spiced maple rosemary bourbon fizz
Weekend greetings from Pennsylvania, where apparently there’s some old fart crochet conference or some shit going on. A big charter bus was parked…
chai caramel apple martini
Feeling like a drink tonight? Chai me. Though I don’t order them often, I actually quite like espresso martinis as an apres-dinner treat.…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this week, but the temptation of the big cart in the center of Publix…
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are toppling onto grocery shelves, and I figured a good way to celebrate such…
spicy gingered guava margarita
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. A song you’re likely to sing after one too many a Spicy Gingered Guava Margarita. Cos…
watermelon basil mojito
Happy Saturday, nerds. Bottoms up? Melons are slowly filing out of grocery stores, so let’s give them one last hoorah with a Watermelon…