chai caramel apple martini
Feeling like a drink tonight? Chai me. Though I don’t order them often, I actually quite like espresso martinis as an apres-dinner treat.…
Tag: cocktail
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this week, but the temptation of the big cart in the center of Publix…
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are toppling onto grocery shelves, and I figured a good way to celebrate such…
spicy gingered guava margarita
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. A song you’re likely to sing after one too many a Spicy Gingered Guava Margarita. Cos…
watermelon basil mojito
Happy Saturday, nerds. Bottoms up? Melons are slowly filing out of grocery stores, so let’s give them one last hoorah with a Watermelon…
strawberry frosé
I’m back, suckers, with a beautiful and refreshing frozen cocktail for all of your weekend adventures. I’ve wanted to do a frozen cocktail…
peach margarita
Happy Friday Happy Hour! Much happy, very capital letter, so wow. Hoorah-ing the weekend with a Peach Margarita. So simple, but so perfect…
star spangled sour
A name indicating how I feel about the state of affairs right now. I’m sure I’ve written this already, but I don’t really…