“blt” dip
A dip for all my dipshits out there. Yip, we’re on the theme of Super Bowl foods right now – don’t worry, that…
Tag: coconut bacon
“bacon” ranch potato soup
If you’re sick of coconut bacon now, it’s probably sick of you, too. As for I, there is no shortage of soup nowadays…
creamy “bacon” and gnocchi vegetable soup
Soupy weather calls for soup. It’s been real fucken humid here, like late spring/early summer humid. I guess many places around the country…
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
honey whipped feta and cranberry crostini
This bread would win Miss America. I posted a preview of this dish on my Instagram a couple days ago and was shocked…