chewy christmas monster cookie bars
Or, as they say in Boston, “monstah.” I usually post a savory recipe to kick off the week of FMG eats, but I…
Tag: dessert
hot chocolate brownies
Hot, hot, oh, we got it! Who’s gonna say no to a fudgy brownie on a Wednesday? If you do, please show yourself…
brie and bourbon apple tarts
Apple, meet Brie. You two are gonna hit it off just fine. Coming at you with a dish somewhat like apple pie, but…
chai cupcakes with bourbon espresso frosting
So we have the Caesar ho and the bourbon bitch now (both being me) and the latter has returned, suckers. Chai cupcakes made…
gooey pumpkin butter cookie pie
Might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby, pie pie pie (pie pie pie). Youz guyz, this pie drove me up the…
lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies
I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…
baked pumpkin pie crunch french toast
Pardon my slobber all over this blog post. I’ve never been the biggest lover of French toast in general, like the traditional stovetop…
butterscotch chocolate chip oatmeal cookies
Kinda incredible that this is only my second oatmeal cookie recipe on FMG. The fuq is wrong with me. I’m actually one of…
spooky mummy brownies
HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…
cinnamon crunch chai banana bread
Balancing everyday noms with pumpkin palooza. For real, though, is banana bread not a cozy mainstay? Especially when scented with chai. The rich…