lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies
I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…
Tag: dessert
baked pumpkin pie crunch french toast
Pardon my slobber all over this blog post. I’ve never been the biggest lover of French toast in general, like the traditional stovetop…
butterscotch chocolate chip oatmeal cookies
Kinda incredible that this is only my second oatmeal cookie recipe on FMG. The fuq is wrong with me. I’m actually one of…
spooky mummy brownies
HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…
cinnamon crunch chai banana bread
Balancing everyday noms with pumpkin palooza. For real, though, is banana bread not a cozy mainstay? Especially when scented with chai. The rich…
creepy crawly pumpkin patch chocolate cupcakes
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween Halloween Halloween. Even though it’s only October 5. I am HYPED to share these cupcakes with…
cream cheese swirled apple cider pumpkin bread
Dropping some badass bread from an aircraft somewhere up high in the nimbus clouds. Yo, I never fly jetBlue, but I’m pretty impressed…
maple bourbon glazed white chocolate chip cookies
Rolling in with a non-pumpkin, but still very autumnal, treat to enjoy on this fine Hump Day. The other day I enjoyed my…
homemade boston cream donut pop tarts
Another day, another pop tart, because I have an obsession, folks. Giving love to another underrated pastry flavor since I seem to enjoy…
better than coffee shop glazed pumpkin scones
By coffee shop, I mean one that rhymes with Par Chucks. I think the world considers the first day of fall, rather than…