pesto gnocchi zuppa toscana
Soup is so damn ugly to style, but so damn good to eat. The day I cooked up this soup, a cold front…
Tag: fall
spooky mummy brownies
HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…
creamy marsala tortellini with butter charred brussels sprouts
No-stress Wednesday cooking in the form of super duper creamy slamming winey tortellini. I’m really surprised I haven’t grown some gray hairs with…
cinnamon crunch chai banana bread
Balancing everyday noms with pumpkin palooza. For real, though, is banana bread not a cozy mainstay? Especially when scented with chai. The rich…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
creamy butternut squash ricotta pasta with crispy sage
I could throw down a pretty hefty bowl of these carbs, yes I could. Fall and creamy pasta are the utmost partners in…
mango curry chickpea meatballs
When life throws you mangoes, make curry? So. I’m fully aware it isn’t mango season. But sometimes you find yourself with a couple…
shredded brussels sprouts apple salad with spiced maple walnuts
Now this is fucking fall in a bowl. Raw Brussels sprouts are difficult to enjoy, and even roasted sprouts can still make a…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
everything parmesan pumpkin beer pretzels with creamy honey mustard
The German in me is overenthused about these soft pretzels. I don’t much go for ballpark or fair-type foods when I’m out and…