blueberry feta cobb salad
When life throws you a wrongfully towed car, you pick it up, have an anxiety attack all morning, then make a big fat…
Tag: salad
chipotle quinoa orzo taco salad with cilantro ranch
When taco salad and pasta salad had a child… Apparently the rest of this week we’re looking at an asston of rain. Doesn’t…
basic-ass house salad with crunchy italian croutons
We all need a goes-with-anything bowl of green shit in our repertoire, do we not? I’ve been considering a basic-ass salad for quite…
marinated tomato caprese salad with creamy garlic dressing
Caprese, cap-reh-seh, capr-awesome. However you choose to pronounce it, I hope a few of ya’ll would agree that this simple classic combination of…
spicy blackened shrimp and avocado greek salad
If there’s one type of relatively wholesome cuisine that tastes almost as good as more indulgent cuisines, it’s Mediterranean. The other day J…
strawberry fields avocado quinoa salad with poppyseed vinaigrette
Hope ya’ll don’t have to take a drug test the day following this dinner! No but seriously, it’s an apparent concern amongst athletes/job…
crispy greek tofu pita bowls with garlic feta sauce
I can’t believe it took me this fucking long to put a good Mediterranean-inspired dish on FMG. I have about six meal prep…
warm and spicy southwest quinoa kale salad with chipotle tahini ranch
Sucks if you’re colorblind cos this salad is so wonderfully multihued and pretty and…wolf whistle. I, of course, say that affectionately. J himself…
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
shredded brussels sprouts apple salad with spiced maple walnuts
Now this is fucking fall in a bowl. Raw Brussels sprouts are difficult to enjoy, and even roasted sprouts can still make a…