Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a large soup pot or Dutch oven over medium. Add the celery, carrots, and onion. Cook until softened, about 5-8 minutes, stirring occasionally. Drop the butter into the pot and melt, then stir in the garlic and oregano for 1-2 minutes longer. Stir in the flour until no longer clumpy.
Pour in the veggie broth and heavy cream. Bring to a simmer for 5 minutes, then toss in the egg noodles. Cook, stirring occasionally, for 7-8 minutes. Stir in the chickpeas, then the parmesan, until the cheese melts. Taste and adjust salt and pepper.
Divide soup into cups or bowls. Sprinkle bacon or "bacon" crumbles overtop, as desired. Serve with crusty bread, a sandwich, or a side salad.
Notes
*Tofu bacon: If you'd like to make a batch of tofu bacon (highly recommend!), follow the directions in this recipe. Keep in mind this will add 30-35 minutes to your prep time, but can be baked while you make the soup, if you're chill with multitasking.*Reheating:The noodles will absorb all the fucking liquid over time. I like to warm up a serving with 1-2 cups of broth to return it to a more soup-like consistency.